Me, in a drunken stupor (Don’t worry. I did not drive): “What do you think came first? Hookers or Alcohol?” I’m thinking this because both give pleasure and take one away from one’s problems. Also? Prostitution is said to be the oldest profession. However? Alcohol is damn good and seems to be a cure-all as far as I’m concerned.
Big Daddy, stone sober (home with the girls while I was out getting liquored up with a friend) seems to be taking my drunken question seriously: “Alcohol.”
Me, drunk and feeling vindicated cause that was my thought too: “Right! Cause where would we be as a society without alcohol? I’d probably be in a corner of a padded room drooling, rocking back and forth and repeating, “Because I said so!” for all eternity.”
Big Daddy, very seriously as though he has given this whole thing much thought, “Because there would be no hookers without alcohol.” Ah, he’s got me there.
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a conservative might assert you would be conquering the world without alcohol in the way.
…and id rather have the hooker…
When we lived in NYC, a veteran NYPD officer told us once that “If it weren’t for alcohol (and occasionally some other drugs) there would hardly be anything for the police to do.” He explained that alcohol was the accomplice in nearly every problematic situation he had encountered in his decades of service on the police force.