I’ll Bury You in the Rose Garden

So I really wanted to post the text messages between JR and I while we watch Big Brother (BB) again. I thought the texts from the premiere night were hilarious. But guess what? JR didn’t and I didn’t get any comments! I really thought you guys would think it was funny.

Normally I run everythin by JR and get his okay before posting anything that has to do with him. But not this time. And do you know why? Because I thought for sure he would think it was hysterical! So I emailed him the link and told him to read the post immediately. And geuss what he said! That he and I are idiots and people won’t know we are goofing and everyone will be offended by our stupid shit! Imagine! How could that be? Don’t you all get me by now!? We are too politically correct and people are too easily offended in this country. Consider the source people. Do I really strike you as a homophobe and an anti-Semite? If I do then you are clearly not getting me at all.

So besides telling me people were going to be outraged and offended, JR also said he was going to sue me, censor his texts and bury me in the rose garden if I ever pulled that shit again. There might have been something about him deserving to be blown too. Or maybe that was Mel Gibson. Or Big Daddy.

Which is really unfortunate because he really did have some compelling things to say about Brenden, Annie and Rachel.