Big Brother is Back!

transcription of text messages

ME: watchin BB

JR: Already you bitch

Me: Couldn’t wait! Some hotties JR! Big Titty Chemist!

JR: Nice.  the brunette looks hot

ME: Yes. Some hot guys too

ME: The Jew is gonna be a PITA

JR: Watch your wallets

Me: The Chenbot doesn’t disappoint

Me: What about the tattoo’d Mensa guy?

JR: Big Daddy?

Me: Hahahahahahahaha

Me: Man there are a lot of titties bouncing

JR: Fuck I can’t wait

Me: This big hayseed with the Beiber Do is an idiot

Me: Enzo is hilarious

Me: There is a hot fucking blonde on here who is 40 and looks 24

JR: all models now i like the old people

Me: I like the old farts too

JR: I love the hotties but wasn’t diversity the point

Me:  But there is a jew, a fag and a bisexual  that’s pretty diverse

JR:  Sounds mainstream. Where are the old catholic military guys

JR: Holy tits

JR: Enzo is a tard

Me: Enzo is a tard but I dig him

JR: why are jews so annoying?

JR: Great bodies but none strikingly attractive yet

JR: It’s Big Daddy! The modest Mensa guy

JR: The cops scary

JR: hahahaha she’s no fukn chemist! Yum Kippur

JR: Annies cute but too skinny I like britny

JR: I wanna see the country bitch in a bikini

JR: something bad happened to Enzo trish

Me: hahahahahah

Me: The bad thing that happened to Enzo is he was born in Jersey

JR: and then mom dropped him

JR: Big Daddy needs to watch this. Nothing but tits

Me: The homo can hold onto those big hotdogs

Me: What about the big dumb Texan

JR: Country girl has great tits

JR: I thought the redhead nitwit was a chemist

Me: she is

Me: Monet is the token dog

JR: trish she doesn’t know what a yamaka is

JR: Monet has downs

Me: well u can’t spell it

Me: Why should she know? she ain’t Jewish

Me: Yarmulke

JR: sit in spin skunk cunt

JR: hahahahahahahah

JR: Julie looks good for a 40 year old broad