Remember when you went shopping at Ikea before you had kids? For things like wine glasses and rugs. Pretty duvet covers and delicate lamps for your bedside. Maybe some coffee and ginger snaps? Yeah, those were the days. Remember also how you would walk by the child care [...]
OK, it’s Confessions of a Suburban Housewife time. My minivan is a fucking mess. I mean to tell you, it’s disgusting. Dirt, grass, twigs, rocks, shells and all manner of outdoor debris are on the floor of the van. There are also crumbs from a wide variety of [...]
I’ve written about this before, but I have more to say (surprise, surprise).
I cannot for the life of me understand why Jesse James would do an interview about the demise of his marriage. He doesn’t have million dollar contracts [...]
It was a fucking clusterfuck here getting ready for the First Grade Spring Recital! Jesus! Does any other family go through this crap?! The first grader wanted to wear the dress she wore to her father’s and my vow renewal. 18 months ago! It doesn’t fit her now! [...]
San Diego Momma’s Prompt Tuesday is to write a post about etiquette. So here are a few tips from me on the etiquette of how not to be the Jackass Mom at the park:
1. Don’t ignore the fact that your 11 year [...]
Money can’t buy you love, but it can buy martinis
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