Oh this girl! Oh how I love her so! Look at that face! She’s so beautiful and so happy. Always smiling and gigging. I just want to give those cheeks one million kisses and squeeze her so tight. I love that sweet little body of hers. Those pudgy little thighs, round belly and baby booty. [...]

Here’s the thing. My mom was really superstitious. I mean Really. You could not be spilling salt without throwing some over your shoulder. God help you if you opened an umbrella in the house, left a hat on the bed or told your dreams before breakfast. Don’t expect to have a good year if you [...]

I might have to kill my kids. Or put them up for adoption. Killing them seems easier though and more satisfying. Seriously. It’s getting to where it’s them or me. How much of their shit can I take? It’s not even 9am and there’s already been an overload of whining, fighting, crying, screaming and feet [...]

Have you ever read The Happy Housewife? It is a great book and full of a lot of tips for being happy at home with your kids. Basically the author, Darla Shine, writes that we should stop bitching and complaining and feeling sorry for ourselves and realize how good we [...]

Overheard at the breakfast table:

Nita, “Ahh, you got the red bowl last time!”

Zeta, chest puffed out, proud as a peacock, “Mommy gave it to me.”

Nita, completely beside herself, “But that’s not fair! You had it last time! I want the red bowl! The red bowl is MINE!”

Zeta, “But it goes perfectly [...]